Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....