Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...