Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...