What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Candybar Life
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Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Men and Situps
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Timbucktoo
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A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...