What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...