Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...