A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!