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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...