Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...