Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...