Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?