Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...