Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...