Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...