A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...