A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...