The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...