Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...