More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...