Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!