Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Do you know me?
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Two angry neighbors
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Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...