Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....