Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...