Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...