Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...