Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.