You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...