TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...