Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...