A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...