Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....