Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...