Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...