Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...