The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.