Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!