A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...