Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.