New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...