Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...