Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...