What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...