Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...