Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...