Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...