Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...