The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...