What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...