Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...