May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
cross a firefly and a moth
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The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
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Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!