My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...